You don’t have to stress over this recent development. Yeah, your daughter might only be five years old and known to pick her nose in front of your in-laws. Who cares? That’s what kids are famous for! You may have every reason to think that as she’s walking down the aisle with her cute little bouquet of flowers that she’ll inexplicably sit down and start bawling her eyes out. Or maybe she’ll erupt into total chaos and run amok. What better thing to happen at the wedding of that scoundrel who used to give you wet willies when you were kids? Don’t freak out about your cute little girl’s up-coming task. She’ll be able to handle it.
You have her dress picked out already, right? Well then that’s half the difficulty right there. Everything will be fine. Now all that’s left for you to do is to find your little …